Chanel raft. Because looking chic is very important when in a rowboat at the Lake of the Ozarks.
Hermes coloring book. For the child who colors within the lines, and always with the correct PMS color scheme.
Gucci 3D Sunglasses. For someone really stupid.
Missoni bath mat. For the discerning sole.
Prada tea bags. Because tea time wasn't pretentious enough already.
Louis Vuitton cigar case. For Kanye (natch.)
Cynthia Rowley diapers. For babies who lounge around on sheepskin rugs all day.
Tory Burch electric tricycle...to cart around the baby in Cynthia Rowley diapers.
Gucci bicycle. For when you bike to Diddy's White party.
Marc Jacobs surfboard. But, sorry, you'll still look lame when you wipe the fuck out.